Shit Happens - Too Shitty For Work
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Shit Happens - Too Shitty For Work

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  • Celebrate the shittier side of the 9 to 5 grind with Shit Happens: Too Shitty for Work. This not-suitable-for-work expansion edition includes 200 cards not included in the original Shit Happens game. Start the game by ranking some pretty shitty situations: Is accidentally sending a nude selfie to the office BETTER or WORSE than crashing the entire server? Is it WORSE than getting fired? Rank the card, and if our Misery Index agrees with you, you get to keep it. Correctly rank 10 cards and you win! This fantastically foul game can be played with or without the original Shit Happens game. For 2 or more players.

    The game includes:

    • 200 cards not included in the original Shit Happens game.
    • Can be played on its own or as an expansion to the original game.

    Highlights:

    • Perfect for parties – will have your guests rolling with laughter!
    • Misery Index ranges from 1-100, from bad, to awful, to WTF!
    • Each situation has been evaluated and ranked by our psychiatric team of experts.

    We Know Our Shit!
    We’ve asked a panel of highly qualified professionals to carefully evaluate each situation card, and rank them on our Misery Index, which runs from 1 to 100. The panel included marriage counselors, therapists, career counselors and social workers; collectively representing over 150 years of clinical psychiatric experience.

    How To Play
    First, shuffle the deck, deal three cards, and place them in numerical order of their Misery Indexes. The remaining cards will be used as your draw pile (aka, your big pile of shit). Pluck a card from the top of the pile, and try to guess where it fits within the index. Is catching your parents having sex BETTER or WORSE than having a root canal? Is it WORSE than being hijacked by Somali pirates? You don’t have to guess the exact index number (which would be, like, impossible). Instead, all you have to do is guess its proper place within the index. If you guess correctly, you win the card. If not, it passes to the next player to guess. The first person to accumulate 10 cards wins!